Things I Would Do For A Klondike Bar: #2

#2: Sue Apple, Google, and Facebook.

For a Klondike Bar? Heck yes I will! I’d totally hit them up for the following:

  • United States Patent No. 6,263,507 issued for an invention entitled “Browser for Use in Navigating a Body of Information, With Particular Application to Browsing Information Represented By Audiovisual Data.”
  • United States Patent No. 6,034,652 issued for an invention entitled “Attention Manager for Occupying the Peripheral Attention of a Person in the Vicinity of a Display Device.”
  • United States Patent No. 6,788,314 issued for an invention entitled “Attention Manager for Occupying the Peripheral Attention of a Person in the Vicinity of a Display Device.”
  • United States Patent No. 6,757,682 issued for an invention entitled “Alerting Users to Items of Current Interest.”

And if I put more thought in to I’d ask for…. um….oh, wait…. somebody just sued Apple, Google, and Facebook:
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Mashable Story: Microsoft Co-founder Sues Apple, Google, and Facebook.

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Wipe that smug look of of your face, you fat bastard –  I’m suing you for a Klondike Bar.

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